windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I fill condoms, not promises.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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