Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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