We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
