The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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