i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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