I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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