Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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