nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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