I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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