weddingsv make me drug and hornr
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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