week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
