so explain again why im purple
no
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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