I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize