She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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