due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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