I'm jealous of your bromance
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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