i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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