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how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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