I'm eating all of the evidence.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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