just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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