Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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