Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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