i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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