whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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