i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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