Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Are my feet made of real feet?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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