margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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