Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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