Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I have aggressive nipples.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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