My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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