awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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