I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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