So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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