booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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