well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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