So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
