no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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