but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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