whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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