Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
