I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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