then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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