hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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