i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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