ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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