I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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