Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
