I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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