they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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