if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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