Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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