Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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