do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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